So you feel like crap, have shit to do, and are required to do it in a smiley manner so you don’t offend, alarm, or negatively impact others around you. Fuck. How? Well, I see you! I’ve been blocked for what feels like an eternity, trying to get out of my own way, and peering down the long corridor of despair at the grand scheme, which proves tremendously overwhelming. In an effort to police myself, I reached out to a friend demanding she discipline me with a topic to write a